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Wed
Aug
27th
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How many tacos can you eat in one hour?

This is one of life’s most persistent questions. It was a Wednesday in the not too distant past when I was asked this question. You see, the Wednesday lunch special at the local pub was “4 tacos for $1.” It’s almost comical that they didn’t see me and JimmyJames coming…

JimmyJames threw down the gauntlet and I responded. The ground rules:

  1. One hour time limit
  2. Each taco must be loaded - meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato AND salsa
  3. No puking; you blow chow, you’re OUT

It was a tough hour. Here’s how I fared:

tacos eaten in one hour













Eighteen and three-quarters tacos. At that point, I was perilously close to violating Rule 3, so I capitulated the contest to my challenger.

While I achieved a personal best (my previous record had been sixteen tacos), I did not emerge victorious. Although I have admitted it to him privately, I’ve never publicly acknowleged JimmyJames and his feat on that fine day:

JimmyJames consumed TWENTY whole tacos in one hour, making him the taco speed eating CHAMPION!!

Congratulations JimmyJames - you earned it. On a side note, I think that was the last time the pub offered the “4 tacos for $1” lunch special.

Let me know your own results…

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I'm up, I'm up!

Can’t believe I slept for almost 12 hours last night. Really felt horrible after taking that antihistamine. So why do I keep taking them?

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Mon
Aug
25th
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Today's Tortilla Tally: 2

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one for breakfast and one for lunch. Both filled with tasty, fat-laden MEAT!

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I feel strange...

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I think I may have eaten some nuclear waste

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Best of both worlds

For breakfast: meat on a stick wrapped in a tortilla! Probably should remove the stick first…

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Sun
Aug
24th
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I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks—popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops—but hardly any meat.
Ted Stroehmann
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Meat on a Stick

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among the amazing food my wife prepared for our party last night were various meats on sticks. I can’t stop eating them!!

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I need a nap

I’m getting way too old to stay up until 3am…

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